With the rebellion on the rise
and our spirits high.
We took the blockade runner
over the Tatooine sky.

But our ship was attacked and
pulled in by the beam
of a star destroyer that seised
our small rebel team.

Our mission had failed so
I gave a droid the plans
who would take them to Kenobi
in the Judland Wastelands.



I was stunned by a trooper
and taken to Darth Vader.
Who knew of the stolen plans
and called me a traitor.



My name is Princess Leia Organa
if you haven't guessed.
I am a member of the Imperial Senate
on a Diplomatic Quest.

I was flown to the Death Star
and Vader locked me in a cell.
The location of the base
he wanted me to tell.



He brought in some droid,
a needle and a sphere.
I didn't know what was going on,
I was overcome with fear.

The gave me this drug,
I think it was truth syrum.
Then took me to Tarkin who
I smelled as I neared him.



I told them the base was on Dantooine.
They didn't know I had lied.
Instead the targeted Aleraan
and all of my friends and family died.

I was put back in my cell 
soon it was opened again
by a trooper that was 
a little on the short end.



He took off his helmet
so his face I could see.
He said his name was Luke Skywalker
and he was here to rescue me.

Excited, I followed him into
the long detention hall.
Where I met his other friend,
and a wookiee that was rather tall.

Luke's friend was arrogant,
stuck up, and cocky
and I told him his rescue plan
was a little rocky.

The stormtroopers were firing
and I started to shout,
"We're trapped in the cell bay,
there's no way out."

So I grabbed Luke's blaster
and shot at a small vent.
I said, "c'mon fly boy"
and down the garbage chute I went.

When Luke's pal joined us 
he tried to blast open the hatch.
When I argued he looked
like he wanted a boxing match.



Suddenly a large tentacle
pulled Luke's whole body down
but a loud noise scared the 
hungry monster out of town.

The noise wasn't a good one.
The walls began to close in.
If they didn't stop real soon.
We'd all be really thin.

We tried to brace them
with some strong metal rods.
And they stopped leaving room
for our small puny bods.

In my joy I gave Luke's 
friend a warm embrace
cause we could finally get 
out of this awful place.

He let out another blast
frustrated with Chewie's fear.
I angrily shouted,
"No wait! They'll hear."

We cleaned off and I told him 
that I was now in charge.
He stubbornly said he took no orders
he was his own sarge.

We ran back towards the ship
our own lives to save.
When I saw the vessel I told
the pilot that he was very brave.

We ran into some troopers 
on our escaping trip.
So we had to split up
and meet back at the ship.

Luke and I ran til we 
reached the central core.
He blasted the controls
Which locked up the door.

The bridge was out and we
didn't know what to do.
The troops were nearing.
I told Luke "They're coming through."

Luke handed me his blaster
which I quickly took
while he fiddled with
his belt and a grappler hook.

I shot at the troops 
that attacked from up high.
I was a pretty good shot
even for a guy.



We had to swing across
'cause we were stuck.
So I gave him a kiss that 
was just for good luck.

We met up with the others
and entered the bay
and Luke suddenly stopped
in complete dismay.

Kenobi had been killed
but there was no time to wait.
I yelled to him,
"Come on! Luke it's too late."

We entered the ship
and left in a hurry.
The tractor beam commission
was our only worry.



I tried to console Luke
over the loss of his friend
but four TIE fighters approached.
This wasn't the end.

Luke jumped right up
and ran to his gunport.
They shot down each fighter
without having to abort.

Luke's friend aimed in on the last
TIE fighter and hit it.
I have the big wookiee a hug
and yelled, "We did it!"

You would think the tall wookiee
is really mean and rough
but once you get to know him
he is just a ball of fluff.

I explained the plans to Luke's pal.
The war wasn't over yet.
Since he wanted no part
I said money was all he'd get.

I told Luke his friend was
quite a mercenary.
Luke lovingly said "I care."
His feelings would not parry.

We set our course for Yavin
to meet up with the rebel posse.
Commander Willard was there to greet us
at the temple called Massassi.

I told him to find a weakness
from the plans in the droid
and not to grieve to much
over the Alderaan void.

We had to act fast
with Imperials on their way.
But when I talked to Luke
he said that Han couldn't stay.

Luke was dissappointed
but he was not to blame.
This was this was the first time
I'd heard his friends name.

He usually called me princess
and I just called him "you"
but no on ever told me 
or gave me any clue.

As Luke turned to leave
I gave him another kiss.
If he didn't return safely
his company I would miss.

All the rebel pilots ran
to their x-wings with haste
and I headed to the war room
there was little time to waste.



We could not watch our friends
as they fought in outer space
and I tried to hide the nervous
look I had upon my face.

The Death Star was approaching
15 minutes did remain.
When our mission was complete
we'd have no more to gain.

Over the speaker we heard
that Luke was in some trouble.
Til Wedge flew in and turned the
TIE fighter into rubble.

Relieved, we concentrated
on our main goal.
Red Leader took his shot
at the thermal exhaust hole.

We couldn't see the action
only watch from within.
Then the intercom said 
the shot didn't go in.

By now our Rogue Squadron
was dropping like flies.
And in five minutes the Death Star 
would cause our demise.

Since Red Leader was gone
Luke stepped up and took the lead.
His targeting computer was turned off
our warning he did not heed.

Just then I heard
a familiar voice.
Han had come back 
by his own choice.

Luke's shot went in and 
the Death Star exploded.
He proved his worth
and would never be demoted.

Luke flew in from 
his dangerous trip
and we all ran to greet him
at his x-wing ship.



He gave me a hug and called me Carrie.
I think he was confused.
I would have corrected his mistake
but I was too amused.

To congratulate our heroes
we gave them an award
in front of thousands of troops
most of which were cardboard.

My hair was put in
a brand new style
and I tried to act serious
but soon cracked a smile.

I gave Han is medal
and he gave me a wink.
This was his form of
flirting I think.

Then I placed a medal
around Luke's neck.
This movie is ten times
better than Star Trek.

The silence was then broken
by the beeping R2.
And they turned receiving cheers
from the rest of the crew.



In the last couple of days
I've made two great friends.
I'm glad we made more movies 'cause
this is where the first one ends.